Saturday, May 26, 2007

Tenderloin Golf Tournament

Gavin Newsom Sucks.com is delighted to announce its first Golf Tournament to be held at the historic Tenderloin Golf Course. The tees, fairways and greens are undergoing election year restoration, paved with fresh asphalt and lined by sidewalks with a modern drainage system to encourage "firm and fast" conditions. Offline shots are more likely to roll into difficult spots among or behind newly planted Mexican Fan Palms. Natural waste areas, lower-level bunkers, greenside chipping areas and water hazards may also come into play more often.

Meantime, Gavin Newsom proposed a majestic new Mediterranean Revival style courthouse. The alterations and Community Justice Center will allow for one basic tenet: a better course year round. So, print your score card and join me on the links each Sunday and chart the City's success!!!

Meet up at th 19th hole, Original Joe's, which also doubles as the banquet hall for the award ceremony: Pimp My Shopping Cart, Closest to the Pin, Hottest Cart Girl, Best Dressed.

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