Gavin Newsom Jokes

"The mayor of San Francisco announced that he is entering rehab. Nice to see him entering something that's not married." --Jay Leno

"Big sex scandal going on in San Francisco. Mayor Gavin Newsom's re-election campaign manager resigned after he found out the mayor was having an affair with his wife. Anytime a guy has an affair with a woman in San Francisco, that is a huge story" --Jay Leno

"The Mayor of San Francisco, Gavin Newsom, has apologized for having an affair with the wife of his campaign manager. To be fair, he's not the first guy in San Francisco to have sex behind someone's back. ... He also stated this will not stop him from seeking re-election. Good luck trying to find another campaign manager." --Jay Leno

"The mayor of San Francisco Gavin Newsom, who had sex with the wife of his campaign manager, he announced he's going into alcohol rehab. How insulting is that for the campaign manager? Not only did he have sex with your wife but he had to be drunk to do it." --Jay Leno

"The mayor announced he will enter rehab for alcohol abuse. ... I think the only reason this guy's going into rehab is to meet Lindsay Lohan." --Jay Leno

~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Political Humor.