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Entertaining - Yes. Productive - No. Basically, I like boozing, schmoozing losers winning (and womanizing) as much as the next guy. But, when I’m not watching nighttime dramas, I’m busy watching my city’s homelessness and violence grow – two issues that Gavin campaigned upon and have steadily worsened since his ascendancy. Newsom’s ‘poor decisions period’ affects us all. I’m not political and don’t claim to have any answers. I only know I don’t want to see Gavin win another election.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

BAD HAI(RED)

Gavin Newsom's running out of hair product at a party put on by the Gap and running out of political capital with each underage party girl. His shirt should read:

JUST FI(RED)

Rumor has it that Gav's 20-year old girlfirend, Brittanie Mountz, influenced the new doo. I've got nothing against dating girls half my age and would gladly wear braids too keep my young restaurant hostess with the most(est) happy, but then again... I'm not a Mayor with Presidential ambitions - WTF?! A Bad Hair Day is one thing and the Mayor drinking with a girl who was below the legal drinking age is just dumb.