Vote For Your Favorite Gavin Gaffes

Down Goes Newsom.
Down Goes Newsom.

With Mayor Gavin Newsom’s only debate appearance in the rearview mirror and snooze control ahead – Election Day, it’s time to back and reflect on Newsom’s biggest blunders.

I’m certain Senior Adviser, Eric Jaye, not only warned Newsom off debating; rather, he has directed him to an underground bunker at an undisclosed location for guarded care where the heavily sedated mayor will be strapped to a bed and carefully monitored in an effort to protect Newsom from himself.

• Diapergate
  
• Drinking with Underage Girl


• Sleeping with Best Friend’s Wife


• Declaring Gay Porn Day


• Performing Oral Sex On Microphone


• Drunk On the Woody Show, LIVE 105


• Interview Meltdown


• Campaign Contribution to Rival


• Using Fake Names Online


• Gay Lovin' Gone Bad


• Drunk At the Hospital


• Cocaine

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote For Your Favorite Gavin Gaffe?

Vote For Your Favorite Gavin Newsom Date

Who's your preferred piece of pie?

It's been almost a year since SFist zipped up their poll. So, we thought to open our Vote For Your Favorite Gavin Newsom Date election.

Brittanie as Ms. Pac-Man lying on her back eating delicious Gav Girl pie!

Of course, things have cooled considerably between the Gav and Barely-legal Brittanie Mountz ... while picking up with Jennifer Siebel's gal pal and Melrose Place star, Daphne Zuniga, sidekick Paris Hilton, and the mayor's latest squeeze the smokin' hot journalist Cecilia M. Vega. Don't forget Ruby Rippey-Tourk!

When it comes to polls, it wouldn't be a dance-off without Ruby!

Previous results are in pie graph -- but if you can't read the names and numbers in those little wedges, here they are in legible form:

• Brittanie Mountz -- 68.3%
• Sofia Milos -- 10.5%
• Erin Brodie -- 9.4%
• Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom Villency -- 6.1%
• Jennifer Siebel -- 5.6%

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote for your favorite Gav Girl

Related Posts:

• Gavin Drops Jennifer, Picks Up Star of Melrose Place
• Cecilia M. Vega Is One Smokin' Hot Journalist
• One Night n Paris Hilton

Video: Chickography (Music)

Photo Credit: SFist

Top Five Growing Blogs

Pop the Champaign!

Inspired by the 59th Emmy Awards, we're pleased to announce Wordpress voted Gavin Newsom Sucks.com to the Top Five Growing Blogs.

We want to thank the ManUpstairs in City Hall. Without Gavin none of this would be possible.

It's not often we get to stand here next to dazzling celebrity blogger, Beth Spotswood. Doesn't she look absolutely radiant in Gucci?!

Big props to the nominees: Chris Daly Blows, SF Party Party, Laughing Squid and SF Crime as well as supporting cast members Peter Ragone, Brittanie Mountz, Ruby Rippey-Tourk, Jennifer Siebel and Chris Daly and all the other Chickens.

Of course, we want to thank GavinWatch for always believing in us. What a class act! What else can we say...

[Queue the music]

... Except, we apologize for leaving anyone out. Ooops! Our friends at SFist and Cecilia M. Vega at the Chronicle. We're just so nervous. Good night and God bless!

This one's for you Mom & Dad!

Breaking News: Congratz to Conan O’Brien for bring home another award!!!

Chickography

Shhhh. Don’t tell Jennifer Siebel, but Forbes declared Gavin, San Francisco’s Most Eligible Bachelor 2007.

As reported By Forbes Staff Writer, Elisabeth Eaves:

The handsome young mayor was—until recently—seen as a rising star in the Democratic Party. But the affair he had with his campaign manager's wife probably nixed his chances of winning higher office.

Chickography: Gavin Newsom, 39 Mayor

• Kimberly Guilfoyle: Newsom, Wife Decide To End 3-Year Marriage (2006) by Matier & Ross
• Sofia Milos: Newsom's Latest Affair of the Heart Could Turn Political Heartburn. (2006) by Matier & Ross


• Erin Brodie: Erin Brodie Out on the Town with Eligible Bachelor? (2006) by Deanne Fitzmaurice, Chronicle


• Paris Hilton: "Hi, This is Gavin. Leave a message." (2006) by Mary-Lynn SFist


• Brittanie Mountz: Mayor McHottie's New Girlfriend --Half His Age. (2006) by Marcus Baram, ABC News


• Ruby Tourk: Gavin Newsom and Ruby Rippey-Tourk Sex Scandal (2007) by McCain, Right Pundits


• Jennifer Siebel: Girlfriend Interupted (2007) by Chris Stewart, Chronicle


• Daphne Zuniga: Newsom Dumps Actress Siebel (2007) by Brock, SFist

Breaking News!

• SF Party Party: Newsom Shuns Politics Joins Cast
• SFist: Socialite Jailbird Launches Cloathing Line In San Francisco
• W.C. Varones: An Unconventional Campaign

BAD HAI(RED)

Gavin Newsom's running out of hair product at a party put on by the Gap and running out of political capital with each underage party girl. His shirt should read:

JUST FI(RED)

Rumor has it that Gav's 20-year old girlfirend, Brittanie Mountz, influenced the new doo. I've got nothing against dating girls half my age and would gladly wear braids too keep my young restaurant hostess with the most(est) happy, but then again... I'm not a Mayor with Presidential ambitions - WTF?! A Bad Hair Day is one thing and the Mayor drinking with a girl who was below the legal drinking age is just dumb.

I Love Your Wife

Entertaining - Yes. Productive - No.

Basically, I like boozing, schmoozing losers winning (and womanizing) as much as the next guy. But, when I’m not watching nighttime dramas, I’m busy watching my city’s homelessness and violence grow – two issues that Gavin campaigned upon and have steadily worsened since his ascendance. I’m indifferent to Gavin’s ‘poor personal decisions.’ Rather, I’m concerned how his ‘poor decisions period’ affects us all. This is why I am moved to post. I’m not political and don’t claim to have any answers. I only know I don’t want to see Gavin win another election.

August 25, 2004

San Francisco’s First Couple: Gavin and former San Francisco prosecutor and Court TV analyst wife, Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom, in the Harper's Bazaar spread.

Newsom, whose divorce became final a year ago, has dated several women since the affair with Rippey-Tourk.

March 1, 2006




In the midst of a divorce Gavin jets off to Sunset Strip to spend a couple of days in La-La Land with "CSI: Miami" star Sofia Milos at the Chateau Marmont.




October 15, 2006

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's new squeeze, Brittanie Mountz, just turned 20 last month -- and that raises a couple of questions about the couple's nights on the to win.

At the time, Mountz had a MySpace page that said she was 19. It now says she's 26. But according to the Sonoma County registrar of voters, the Rohnert Park resident turned 20 on Sept. 17 -- three weeks and two days before Newsom turned 39.


January 31, 2007


Newsom's former deputy chief of staff, Alex Tourk, resigned as manager of the mayor's re-election campaign after approaching Newsom about his relationship with his wife, Ruby Rippey-Tourk, who worked as the mayor's appointments secretary until last spring.




November 5, 2007


Newsom's current girlfriend, since October, is Jennifer Siebel, an actress and niece of Siebel Systems founder Tom Siebel.


February 1, 2007



Gavin Newsom apologizes for having a sexual relationship with his former campaign manager’s wife, Ruby Rippey-Tourk. Gavin's next move, Rehab.


Coming up: I’d Rather Be Drunk Than Stupid!

Gavin joins the illustrious company of Miss USA Tara Conner, Mel Gibson, Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington, disgraced Pastor Ted Haggard, comic Michael Richards (Kramer), and Senator Robert O'Leary.


Dean Barbella, Staff Writer