Gavin Sucks Polls

Inspired by Mayor Gavin Newsom’s Election Day Landslide we decided to test the public too.

Uninspired by the incumbent Mayor’s opposition, San Francisco voters stayed home in record numbers to complete our surveys.

Click the links and Get Results.

Gavin Sucks Poll results:Vote for your favorite Gav Girl?

- Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom?
- CSI Miami Actress Sofia Milos?
- 20-Year Old Brittanie Mountz?
- Actress Jennifer Siebel?
- Melrose Place Daphne Zuniga?
- Reality TV Star Erin Brodie?
- Cheating Ruby Rippey-Tourk?
- Socialite Paris Hilton or Smokin' Hot Cecilia M. Vega 51%?

Gavin Sucks Poll: Should we dump Chris Daly?

• Dump Daly
• Another 4-Years

Gavin Sucks Poll: Agree with Gavin's 'Citation or Services' homeless program?

• Yes, If they refuse shelter or housing, write a citation.
• No, If they refuse shelter or housing, walk away.

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote for your favorite Gav Gaffe?

• Admits To Diapers During Long Staff Meetings.
• Dinking With Underage Girl.
• Sleeping With Best Friend & Campaign Manager’s Wife.
• Declaring Gay Porn Day.
• Performing Oral Sex On A Microphone.
• Drunk At Hospital To Visit Fallen Officer’s Family
• Meltdown During Dan Noyes Interview.
• Stood Up Gay Stalker On Valentine’s Day.
• Nixonian Dirty Tricks Like Using Phony Names Online.
• Drunk On the Woody Show, LIVE 105.
• Contributing Campaign Donations To Rival Candidate.
• City Hall Cocaine Scandal.
• Snubbed Conan O’Brien Due To Sex Scandal Jokes.

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote for your favorite Gav Theme Song?

• Peter Bjorn and John – ‘Young Folks’ .mp3
• The Rakes - ‘The World Was a Mess But His Hair Was Perfect’ .mp3
• Franz Ferdinand – ‘Walk Away’ .mp3
• Franz Ferdinand – ‘Cheating on You’ .mp3
• Kaiser Chiefs – ‘Ruby’ .mp3
• The Kooks – ‘Sofa Song’ .mp3
• Spoon – ‘I Turn My Camera On’ .mp3
• K.R.O. – ‘Strap On Your Pampers Diapers’ .mp3
• Les Claypool – ‘Robot Chicken’ .mp3
• Amy Winehouse – ‘Rehab’ .mp3
• Fuck – ‘Diapers’ .mp3
• Hayseed Dixie – ‘My Best friend’s Girl’ .mp3
• 8-Bit – ‘Drunk’ .mp3
• Hellogoodbye – ‘Homewrecker’ .mp3
• Dee Dee Ramone – ‘Hop Around’ .mp3
• Nous Non Plus – ‘One Night In Paris’ .mp3
• Motorhead – ‘Jailbait’ .mp3
• Minor Threat – ‘Betray’ .mp3
  

Related Video:

• Gavin's Meldown - Dan Noyes


• Such a Funny Drunk - GavinWatch


• The Man Code - GavinWatch


• The Walkaway Mayor - GavinWatch


• Gavin Admits Affair - CBS2.com


• Cocaine at City Hall? - KRON4


• Shame of the City - Stanley Roberts, KRON 4

Recommended Comic Strips courtesy of the dark mind and crude hand of SF Weekly columnist Matt Smith:

• Mayor Newsom Announces Audaciousness Program


• The Warm Bosom of Booze


• Into The Wild (Staring Matt Gonzalez & Sean Penn)