Gavin Sucks Polls

Inspired by Mayor Gavin Newsom’s Election Day Landslide we decided to test the public too.

Uninspired by the incumbent Mayor’s opposition, San Francisco voters stayed home in record numbers to complete our surveys.

Click the links and Get Results.

Gavin Sucks Poll results:Vote for your favorite Gav Girl?

- Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom?
- CSI Miami Actress Sofia Milos?
- 20-Year Old Brittanie Mountz?
- Actress Jennifer Siebel?
- Melrose Place Daphne Zuniga?
- Reality TV Star Erin Brodie?
- Cheating Ruby Rippey-Tourk?
- Socialite Paris Hilton or Smokin' Hot Cecilia M. Vega 51%?

Gavin Sucks Poll: Should we dump Chris Daly?

• Dump Daly
• Another 4-Years

Gavin Sucks Poll: Agree with Gavin's 'Citation or Services' homeless program?

• Yes, If they refuse shelter or housing, write a citation.
• No, If they refuse shelter or housing, walk away.

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote for your favorite Gav Gaffe?

• Admits To Diapers During Long Staff Meetings.
• Dinking With Underage Girl.
• Sleeping With Best Friend & Campaign Manager’s Wife.
• Declaring Gay Porn Day.
• Performing Oral Sex On A Microphone.
• Drunk At Hospital To Visit Fallen Officer’s Family
• Meltdown During Dan Noyes Interview.
• Stood Up Gay Stalker On Valentine’s Day.
• Nixonian Dirty Tricks Like Using Phony Names Online.
• Drunk On the Woody Show, LIVE 105.
• Contributing Campaign Donations To Rival Candidate.
• City Hall Cocaine Scandal.
• Snubbed Conan O’Brien Due To Sex Scandal Jokes.

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote for your favorite Gav Theme Song?

• Peter Bjorn and John – ‘Young Folks’ .mp3
• The Rakes - ‘The World Was a Mess But His Hair Was Perfect’ .mp3
• Franz Ferdinand – ‘Walk Away’ .mp3
• Franz Ferdinand – ‘Cheating on You’ .mp3
• Kaiser Chiefs – ‘Ruby’ .mp3
• The Kooks – ‘Sofa Song’ .mp3
• Spoon – ‘I Turn My Camera On’ .mp3
• K.R.O. – ‘Strap On Your Pampers Diapers’ .mp3
• Les Claypool – ‘Robot Chicken’ .mp3
• Amy Winehouse – ‘Rehab’ .mp3
• Fuck – ‘Diapers’ .mp3
• Hayseed Dixie – ‘My Best friend’s Girl’ .mp3
• 8-Bit – ‘Drunk’ .mp3
• Hellogoodbye – ‘Homewrecker’ .mp3
• Dee Dee Ramone – ‘Hop Around’ .mp3
• Nous Non Plus – ‘One Night In Paris’ .mp3
• Motorhead – ‘Jailbait’ .mp3
• Minor Threat – ‘Betray’ .mp3
  

Related Video:

• Gavin's Meldown - Dan Noyes


• Such a Funny Drunk - GavinWatch


• The Man Code - GavinWatch


• The Walkaway Mayor - GavinWatch


• Gavin Admits Affair - CBS2.com


• Cocaine at City Hall? - KRON4


• Shame of the City - Stanley Roberts, KRON 4

Recommended Comic Strips courtesy of the dark mind and crude hand of SF Weekly columnist Matt Smith:

• Mayor Newsom Announces Audaciousness Program


• The Warm Bosom of Booze


• Into The Wild (Staring Matt Gonzalez & Sean Penn)

Sean Penn: Anyone, But Newsom!

The timing is a little speculative as the fling deadline for the mayoral election has passed; nonetheless, Wonkette just posted that Sean Penn has offered to stake Matt Gonzalez a $5 million dollar war chest to run against Gavin Newsom with the caveat Gonzalez hop to the Democratic Party.

When Spicoli says, “Let’s Party,” he means Gonzo and a Donkey Show!

John Clark Jr. goes on to write; Matt really wasn't sure if his Hollywood pal was serious and we’re not sure if Wonkette is stretching the truth either. We're still trying to finish off our last serving of gossip - fresh off the hot stove:

• Is Gavin dating Chronicle reporter?


• Is Gavin dating Jennifer’s Melrose Place pal?


• Is Gavin wearing diapers during long staff meetings?

Newsom Ducks Debate

The reigning Chump, Gavin Newsom, climbed into the ring less than willing to spar with serious unknowns like Quintin Mecke, Dr. Ahimsa Porter-Sumchai, Lonnie Holmes and Harold Hoogasian.

Yet, with 78% Approval Ratings and a roomful of backward Progressives:

Why give a pretender a shot at the title?

GavinWatch Report Card:

• At least nine of Gavin’s challengers are serious candidates capable of making strong arguments for why we need a new Mayor. The audience was generally engaged and impressed.
• Gavin has little respect for his challengers. He sauntered in 45 minutes late, eating into the time of the only forum he’s agreed to attend.
• Gavin only participated on the condition that ABC7 not broadcast the debate, thus depriving a large audience of seeing how he stacks up to the competition.
• Gavin refuses to participate in any real, televised debates that gives candidates more than 30 seconds to speak or allows for rebuttals.

Gavin wasn’t the only one taking time out in the corner. The Chronicle's Smoking Hot Cecilia M. Vega got a ‘D’ for continually walking Mecke and other Revenge of the Nerds candidates off the page to the back of the Delta House.

Though she described Gavin as tardy and superficial – Ouch! Hearsay has it, Cecilia's pulling her punches (and breaking my heart) as the rumor mill spins:

"The striking reporter is romantically linked with the handsom mayor."

While gossipers are gullible, this blogger remains uncompromised (by the facts). Let me assure you, I have the utmost integrity and given the opportunity to get up close and personal, I promise to keep a professional distance - that'll be $50.00 Gav!

Related Posts:

• Menke Rejects Daly's Endorsement
• Cecilia M. Vega Is One Smokin' Hot Journalist
• Mayor McChicken

Gavin Sucks Polls:

• Vote: Do you agree with Newsom's “Services or Citation” Homeless Plan?
• Vote: Would You Dump Daly?
• Vote: Is Cecilia M. Vega Your Favorite Gav Girl?

Video Credit: GavinWatch