Gavin Sucks Polls

Inspired by Mayor Gavin Newsom’s Election Day Landslide we decided to test the public too.

Uninspired by the incumbent Mayor’s opposition, San Francisco voters stayed home in record numbers to complete our surveys.

Click the links and Get Results.

Gavin Sucks Poll results:Vote for your favorite Gav Girl?

- Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom?
- CSI Miami Actress Sofia Milos?
- 20-Year Old Brittanie Mountz?
- Actress Jennifer Siebel?
- Melrose Place Daphne Zuniga?
- Reality TV Star Erin Brodie?
- Cheating Ruby Rippey-Tourk?
- Socialite Paris Hilton or Smokin' Hot Cecilia M. Vega 51%?

Gavin Sucks Poll: Should we dump Chris Daly?

• Dump Daly
• Another 4-Years

Gavin Sucks Poll: Agree with Gavin's 'Citation or Services' homeless program?

• Yes, If they refuse shelter or housing, write a citation.
• No, If they refuse shelter or housing, walk away.

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote for your favorite Gav Gaffe?

• Admits To Diapers During Long Staff Meetings.
• Dinking With Underage Girl.
• Sleeping With Best Friend & Campaign Manager’s Wife.
• Declaring Gay Porn Day.
• Performing Oral Sex On A Microphone.
• Drunk At Hospital To Visit Fallen Officer’s Family
• Meltdown During Dan Noyes Interview.
• Stood Up Gay Stalker On Valentine’s Day.
• Nixonian Dirty Tricks Like Using Phony Names Online.
• Drunk On the Woody Show, LIVE 105.
• Contributing Campaign Donations To Rival Candidate.
• City Hall Cocaine Scandal.
• Snubbed Conan O’Brien Due To Sex Scandal Jokes.

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote for your favorite Gav Theme Song?

• Peter Bjorn and John – ‘Young Folks’ .mp3
• The Rakes - ‘The World Was a Mess But His Hair Was Perfect’ .mp3
• Franz Ferdinand – ‘Walk Away’ .mp3
• Franz Ferdinand – ‘Cheating on You’ .mp3
• Kaiser Chiefs – ‘Ruby’ .mp3
• The Kooks – ‘Sofa Song’ .mp3
• Spoon – ‘I Turn My Camera On’ .mp3
• K.R.O. – ‘Strap On Your Pampers Diapers’ .mp3
• Les Claypool – ‘Robot Chicken’ .mp3
• Amy Winehouse – ‘Rehab’ .mp3
• Fuck – ‘Diapers’ .mp3
• Hayseed Dixie – ‘My Best friend’s Girl’ .mp3
• 8-Bit – ‘Drunk’ .mp3
• Hellogoodbye – ‘Homewrecker’ .mp3
• Dee Dee Ramone – ‘Hop Around’ .mp3
• Nous Non Plus – ‘One Night In Paris’ .mp3
• Motorhead – ‘Jailbait’ .mp3
• Minor Threat – ‘Betray’ .mp3
  

Related Video:

• Gavin's Meldown - Dan Noyes


• Such a Funny Drunk - GavinWatch


• The Man Code - GavinWatch


• The Walkaway Mayor - GavinWatch


• Gavin Admits Affair - CBS2.com


• Cocaine at City Hall? - KRON4


• Shame of the City - Stanley Roberts, KRON 4

Recommended Comic Strips courtesy of the dark mind and crude hand of SF Weekly columnist Matt Smith:

• Mayor Newsom Announces Audaciousness Program


• The Warm Bosom of Booze


• Into The Wild (Staring Matt Gonzalez & Sean Penn)

Vote For Your Favorite Gavin Newsom Date

Who's your preferred piece of pie?

It's been almost a year since SFist zipped up their poll. So, we thought to open our Vote For Your Favorite Gavin Newsom Date election.

Brittanie as Ms. Pac-Man lying on her back eating delicious Gav Girl pie!

Of course, things have cooled considerably between the Gav and Barely-legal Brittanie Mountz ... while picking up with Jennifer Siebel's gal pal and Melrose Place star, Daphne Zuniga, sidekick Paris Hilton, and the mayor's latest squeeze the smokin' hot journalist Cecilia M. Vega. Don't forget Ruby Rippey-Tourk!

When it comes to polls, it wouldn't be a dance-off without Ruby!

Previous results are in pie graph -- but if you can't read the names and numbers in those little wedges, here they are in legible form:

• Brittanie Mountz -- 68.3%
• Sofia Milos -- 10.5%
• Erin Brodie -- 9.4%
• Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom Villency -- 6.1%
• Jennifer Siebel -- 5.6%

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote for your favorite Gav Girl

Related Posts:

• Gavin Drops Jennifer, Picks Up Star of Melrose Place
• Cecilia M. Vega Is One Smokin' Hot Journalist
• One Night n Paris Hilton

Video: Chickography (Music)

Photo Credit: SFist

Happy Birthday Gavin

What do you get 40-year old Mayor who has everything?

Two Twentys!

Sorry Gav, just enough Dough Ray Me-ow in the City kitty to pass a single Twenty-Something Zillion-eiress to scratch out a tune at your Big 4-Ho-Down!

... Guess Jennifer's Girlfriend Interupted. Shot the wad doubling down on our first installment of the Playboy Mansion and stud founding father - Hugh Hefner.

Trust in the DNA, Skywalker - Hugh's Your Obi-Dad Kenobi: Out of Orbit and Out to Pasture at Half Your Age; yet, Still Kickin’ in the Corral at Eighty!!

Do the Math - 78% Approval Ratings say U Rock! ... Close your eyes and wish for Paris Hilton to blow out the Lightsaber!

Happy B-day!

Gavin Sucks.com

• SFist: Happy Birthday Gavin by Brock


• Culture Blog: Happy Birthday Gavin by Beth Spotswood

Gavin Sucks Poll: Vote For Your Favorite Gav Girl?

Chickography

Shhhh. Don’t tell Jennifer Siebel, but Forbes declared Gavin, San Francisco’s Most Eligible Bachelor 2007.

As reported By Forbes Staff Writer, Elisabeth Eaves:

The handsome young mayor was—until recently—seen as a rising star in the Democratic Party. But the affair he had with his campaign manager's wife probably nixed his chances of winning higher office.

Chickography: Gavin Newsom, 39 Mayor

• Kimberly Guilfoyle: Newsom, Wife Decide To End 3-Year Marriage (2006) by Matier & Ross
• Sofia Milos: Newsom's Latest Affair of the Heart Could Turn Political Heartburn. (2006) by Matier & Ross


• Erin Brodie: Erin Brodie Out on the Town with Eligible Bachelor? (2006) by Deanne Fitzmaurice, Chronicle


• Paris Hilton: "Hi, This is Gavin. Leave a message." (2006) by Mary-Lynn SFist


• Brittanie Mountz: Mayor McHottie's New Girlfriend --Half His Age. (2006) by Marcus Baram, ABC News


• Ruby Tourk: Gavin Newsom and Ruby Rippey-Tourk Sex Scandal (2007) by McCain, Right Pundits


• Jennifer Siebel: Girlfriend Interupted (2007) by Chris Stewart, Chronicle


• Daphne Zuniga: Newsom Dumps Actress Siebel (2007) by Brock, SFist

Breaking News!

• SF Party Party: Newsom Shuns Politics Joins Cast
• SFist: Socialite Jailbird Launches Cloathing Line In San Francisco
• W.C. Varones: An Unconventional Campaign

Gavin Newsom, Paris Hilton's Sidekick

Paris Hilton had her Sidekick hacked reveaing all the celebrity's phone numbers and emails addresses. One of the numbers belongs Gavin Newsom. Shortly after that incident, Newsom and his wife, cable TV news talking head Kimberly Guilfoyle, split.



The Miami Herald confirms (via an inside Bay Area source) that Paris Hilton and Mayor Newsom had a trist.